The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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