did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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