Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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