Sry I called you an 8
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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