That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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