He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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