i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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