she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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