Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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