Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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