we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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