I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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