Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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