We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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