physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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