ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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