i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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