so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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