left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Randomize
