he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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