you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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