That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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