I wish I could punch you in the face.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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