your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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