Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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