Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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