hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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