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This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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