i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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