She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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