it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
If I die, sorry about rent.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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