she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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