If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
