yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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