Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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