whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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