"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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