normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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