are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
you made out with another girl for some wings
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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