Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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