She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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