do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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