I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
My vagina is officially offended.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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