You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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