i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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