4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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