They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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