Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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