I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
