is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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